April 8, 2009

Humiliation Central

Imagine this scenario: You are at a Twilight book signing and get trampled on. Your reward? To go on the Tyra Banks show and have a chance to win some awesome Twilight memorabilia, but there is a catch.... you must stick your face into some pies and retrieve bats, without using your hands. Whoever gets the most bats (of the 3 girls) wins. Simple enough, right? Wrong! You have to completely humiliate yourself IN FRONT OF THESE TWO PEOPLE:

I would rather strip naked in front of my mother in law.